End the Madness

Understanding the market 
Dad envisioned something more 
If we had extra kids again 
It could explode as it did before 

Welcome a brand new family 
With five children of their own 
Needing to make an impression 
We deep clean our tiny abode 

Desperate for real friends 
We are happy to oblige 
Allow us a bit of happiness 
We will peacefully stand by 

Two days after meeting 
They join our candy selling team 
Paired up with their offspring 
Personalized training on our scheme

Back in the RV park we share 
We introduce them to the neighbors 
Even though my female friend is 14 
The pedophiles come out, unstable 

Meanwhile my adolescent mind 
Makes hasty, dangerous decisions 
Flushing a cherry bomb down the toilet 
Unwilling to participate in traditions

Unrelated to this incident 
My Dad forcefully opts to move 
Into another space in the same RV park 
Sparks a fuse between our two 

Parents who tend to cause a scene 
Frustrated, though I don’t know why 
Moving into space number 141 
Causing them to fuss and fight 

Going back to selling
My intuition begins to kick in 
I wish it had come sooner 
To keep me safe from sinister grins 

“I went to a Ralphs, it scared me 
We went to Lucky’s instead
I sold forty dollars
Came home, cleaned, and went to bed” 

We are selling out like crazy
With this new crew we have trained 
When we’re home, we’re in the zone 
Labeling products for this PrePaid Legal game

But, ah the curtain is closing 
Mom gives up, no longer willing to fight 
We are moving to Saint Helena 
Needing space in order to survive 

This crazy circus we’ve lived in 
For too long we’ve been out of touch 
There is much more to this world 
We are tired of being thrust 

Into Dads wild imagination
The dollar bills rule his mind
And adding people to this dream
Would make him feel more alive 

That’s it, we are done, it’s over 
Let’s end the madness today 
This world of ours isn’t normal 
It’s time to split and part our ways